you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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