Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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