all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
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