Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Randomize
