A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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