with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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