We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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