You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
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