we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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