On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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