I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Also, beer. Big fan.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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