This girl is more easily done than said...
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
whose parrot is this?
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Randomize
