did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Randomize