sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
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