you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
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