I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Sorry about my life...
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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