this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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