There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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