Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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