:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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