dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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