she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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