I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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