Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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