Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Randomize
