Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
