do herpes really smell.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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