i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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