How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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