Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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