last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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