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do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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