how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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