I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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