then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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