There is no way he is gay with that hair.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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