when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
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