About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
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