He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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