Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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