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Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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