Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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