Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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