And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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