Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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