Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
there is glitter all over my balls
So. Much. Porn.
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