this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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