worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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