That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
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