I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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