i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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