Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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