quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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