So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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