My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
being pregnant is like rehab
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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