Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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